frostychick:

niallar:

am i the only person left on earth that hasn’t seen frozen 

a kingdom of isolation and it looks like ur the queen

reallyreallyreallytrying:

yo i ain’t saying she’s a gold-digger but she does carry a weird pan everywhere and keep mumbling stuff about “gold in them there hills” idk so yeah she is probably a gold digger

amoying:

puppies in sweaters hee hee hee

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puppy in sweater hoo hoo hoo

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puppies in sweaters ha ha ha

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thechronicferuchemist:

Uterus, I do not understand your need to have a baby. We cannot afford a baby. I do not want a baby. Hell you wouldn’t even be happy if we had a baby. I find these temper tantrums you throw every month we don’t have a baby absolutely unacceptable.

twiabpaianlatfwnogf:

you can tell a lot by a womans hands, for instance, she has hooves? horse. 

liquidglue:

liquidglue:

liquidglue:

*at a party*
this bass is wild!

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septembriseur:

No headline will ever bring me as much joy as this.
shitshilarious:
KNEEL BEFORE THE SOLAR VIKING
azizansafari:

squidwurd:

nature is beautiful

is that a croissant