clown-dick:

how to get a thigh gap

  1. put a guys head between your legs

My brother got his PhD and this is what he is proud of
darksupersonic7:

uniquanaomi:

bikinimybottom:

remember when bee movie promoted bestiality 

*beestiality

i need a moment
foxghost:

*squints at suspiciously*I don’t think this was made for fingers

deaniethebeanie:

arendellesque:

singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth

then it just becomes a soap opera

you