anus:

awh there’s a ladybug on my screen

rnedia:

everyone in harry potter treated luna like she was crazy for believing in weird shit like they didn’t go to wizard high school

mosoli:

tonight the moons gonna be RED THE BLOOD OF ANGRY MEN

dinopuncher:

*tips chromosomes* m’tosis

mysteryplantgirl:

castielhasthephoneb0x:

i can nt breath this old man who has like the biggest onion ever is so pr ou d of it 

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LOOK HOW HAPPY HIS ONION MAKES HIM

this makes my heart smile

d3ssins:

my actual vocabulary in real life consists mostly of

  • omg
  • dude
  • (weird noises)
  • what the hell
  • i’m going to kill you
  • fuck you
Combat bras

My guy friend trying to remember the name for sport bras (via pemsylvania)

illiteratedad:

being romantically frustrated is 1000000 worse than being sexually frustrated because you can get yourself off but you can’t spoon with yourself and kiss your own forehead