meladoodle:

Why would you buy a broken keyboard

rodneykong:

shoutout to me for still not having my driver’s license

thisisnotbruce:

eventuallyeverything:

Monty Python and the Holy Grail Horse Action Figure.

thirstfollower:

I’m really good at breakdancing I’ve broken 36 vases, 20 tables, and 27 chairs

inspectra:

ah yes, the three most historically important revolutions. the russian, french, and dance dance

inwentzify:

the three p’s

  • pizza
  • pasta
  • pthe strokes

penelopgarcia:

if they dont play ‘year 3000’ at least once on the new year’s of 3000 i will literally rise out of my grave and set everyone on fire

moonemoji:

California facts:
-we surf to school
-if we don’t say “dude” at least 10 times a day we will die
-same with “like”
-we cry when it’s 60 degrees Fahrenheit bc it’s cold

eatpussylivehappy:

I think you’re cute

cute as in I wanna hear what you sound like while experiencing an orgasm