Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’

Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via katamarang)

coldkevin:

One of the best out takes from any television show, ever. 

HAHA

unexotic:

unexotic:

is ur music ever so loud u feel like ur suffocating

update: i was having an asthma attack

heliolisk:

thatweirdphysicist:

heliolisk:

I HAD 3 PIECES OF CHEESECAKE AND ICE CREAM OH MY GOD

What a champ

YOU DONT UNDERSTAND IM LACTOSE INTOLERANT

greetings:

me if i ever get to know my celebrity crush

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potatonugget100:

ugly:

on this weeks forecast, there is 0% chance of getting laid

Next weeks forcast says 100% chance of being single for eternity.

girltwink:

just let me slip into something more…. spaghetti.

crazyponds:

vintageurbansupergirl13:

Raise you hand if you ever fangirlied in the theater after seeing a preview for something you’ve been waiting for

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